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In January 2014, a Louisiana man called 911 and told dispatchers he "needed a woman." Police did not bring him a woman, but did bring him to jail -- after he called 911, St. Tammany Parish Sheriff's Office deputies looked into his criminal history and found he was a sex offender who hadn't told authorities he had moved.
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In January 2014, a 68-year-old grandmother called 911 after her granddaughter refused to get her a beer, according to Memphis police. Rosie Pate is accused of dialing 911 and asking for "police assistance in getting a beer." She was charged with domestic assault and making a non-emergency 911 call.
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In December 2013, an Arizona couple called 911 after McDonald's employees forgot to include hash browns with their meal and, after this was pointed out, refused to give the couple hash browns or refund their money. The couple ultimately threw the food at the employees, which resulted in assault charges.