Parents, Dr. Anthony Fauci recently made a major announcement: Santa Claus cannot contract COVID-19, so there’s no need for kids to worry that he won’t be showing up this Christmas Eve (or that he can spread anything).
“Santa is not going to be spreading any infections to anybody,” said Fauci, the nation’s leading infectious disease expert. “(He) is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity.”