A newsroom debate: Who among the beloved fast food mascots would win in a fight?

There's a lot happening in the world right now. It's heavy—war, grocery bills, gas prices—we're covering those stories, but it's stressful. But not every conversation has to be stressful. Every once in a while, you need a minute, a break or something that just makes you smile. So, we're settling a newsroom debate: Who among the fast food mascots would win in a fight?